Foreword
Heroine Worship Dept.: This story is the usual super type story. The main character has superhuman powers, and runs around in very tight-fitting tights. Same old stuff, you say? Dull, you say? ...Don't go 'way, boys, (and girls) because THIS character in tight-fitting tights is a WOMAN! And we call her the...
Wonder Woman Wonder
(with apologies to Bill Elder)
The city had been quiet for some time. It appeared that word had gotten around that Wonder Woman was in town, and it seemed as though all the criminals, not wishing to risk even obtaining a glimpse of the lovely superheroine's personage as she would eventually bring them to justice, left in a hurry to find a safer place for themselves, perhaps SingSing prison or Devil's Island.
Content at her success in containing the criminal element, Wonder Woman took the opportunity to relax from her crimefighting activities by accepting an invitation for an evening's entertainment from the man she loved, Army Colonel Steve Trevor.
But Steve's invitation had not been directed toward Wonder Woman. It had, instead, somewhat surprisingly, been issued to Wonder Woman in her secret identity of Army Lieutenant Diana Prince.
In spite of being confused by Steve's actions that complicated matters by making Wonder Woman a rival for her own affections towards Steve, a "love triangle," so to speak, Diana Prince graciously accepted Steve's request for a date.
"Can I get you an ice cream cone, Diana?" asked Steve, as they left the movie theater and walked towards the city park.
"Why, yes, Steve," she replied. "Thank you. I'd like that very much."
After obtaining the sweet dessert and handing it to Diana who quickly finished it, the disguised amazon said: "May I ask you something, Steve?"
"Why, sure, Diana," Steve replied, as he directed her to sit upon a nearby log on the ground in a secluded area of the park.
"Why did you ask me out tonight?" quizzed Diana.
"What do you mean?" replied Steve, as he gazed, somewhat longingly, into the Lieutenant's eyes.
"I mean," continued Diana, "Aren't you dating Wonder Woman?" She really wanted to know why Steve had not asked Wonder Woman, instead of Diana Prince, out for a date. It couldn't have been that Wonder Woman wasn't available. After all, if she was available as Diana Prince, she could certainly have a rendezvous as Wonder Woman. Unless... unless Steve was tired of Wonder Woman always avoiding his entreaties to marry him, efforts that were doomed to failure until she was ready to retire from crimefighting. Or maybe it was because Wonder Woman didn't "come across," and wanted to keep her virginity. Steve's libido was no doubt as strong as any other man's, but Wonder Woman couldn't satisfy his urges. For if she were to become Steve's conquest, it would mean the permanent loss of her super powers, forcing her to be completely dependent upon her conqueror. She wouldn't be ready for that until she retired, and she wouldn't retire until she had defeated all crime.
"Or perhaps," said Diana, "This isn't really a date. You just asked me out to congratulate me on my upcoming promotion." Due to her success at being able to contact Wonder Woman whenever there was trouble, Lieutenant Prince was soon to become Major Prince, rising a full two steps in rank. No one suspected the truth. Everyone thought that Diana was just a close friend of Wonder Woman, explaining why she was the only one that knew how to contact the superheroine in an emergency. (Just how close they never inquired, due to the Army's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.) Diana had thought that her speedy promotion might have been a sore spot with Steve, as his promotion to General was long overdue.
"I don't know, I just...," stammered Steve, "Kiss me, Diana..., Let's forget about Wonder Woman for the moment."
"Oh, Steve, I don't know...," Diana sighed. She was very much in love with Steve, and she couldn't resist the thought of his lips pressed against Diana Prince's, as they had been pressed, several times before, against Wonder Woman's.
Diana closed her eyes, and tightly embracing Steve, moved her lips to meet his.
"Dearest Diana...," Steve whispered, as their lips momentarily parted, "When you hold me in your arms, I..., I..., I..., melt. Kiss me again to make sure."
Diana closed her eyes again, but this time, as they kissed, her mind focused on his words. "'Make sure'? 'Make sure' of what?" she asked.
"Make sure that you, Diana Prince, are, in reality, WONDER WOMAN!" Steve exclaimed, as he tightly held her strong muscular arms.
Shocked, Diana could only reply, "What?! Me? Wonder Woman?! Why Steve, whatever makes you think I'm Wonder Woman?"
"I didn't believe it at first," Steve replied, "But after kissing you, I'm convinced."
"Oh, Steve," replied Diana, "How could you believe such a thing? Who told you such a tale?"
"A 'tale,' is it?!" Steve exclaimed. "If you're not Wonder Woman, then why are you wearing her bracelets under your blouse?"
Diana had not noticed that during their embrace, Steve's hands had grasped her wrists. The hardness of the metal he felt on both forearms betrayed her. She silently cursed the gods for forcing her and her sisters on Paradise Island to forever wear the Bracelets of Submission, that when removed, brings insanity to any amazon who dares to break the vow of constantly wearing the shackles as a reminder of their enslavement by men and eventual release by the Goddess Athena.
Seeing no point in further denying the obvious, Diana Prince admitted, "Yes, Steve, sweetheart, it's true. I am, in reality, Wonder Woman. I'm glad that you now know the truth. But what made you suspect that Diana Prince and Wonder Woman were one and the same?"
"Never mind that," Steve replied. "Now that I know your secret, will you finally agree to marry me?"
"Oh, Steve," Diana said, "You know I can't marry you until I've rid the world of crime."
"But that could take forever!" protested Steve. "I can't wait that long, sweetheart. Can't you fight crime as Mrs. Steve Trevor?"
"No," replied Diana, "The moment I consummate with a man, I will lose my super powers. I will also no longer be considered an amazon princess from Paradise Island. It is the will of the gods." Then, she thought, 'Mrs. Steve Trevor,' indeed! I would never take a man's name if I got married! "But I do love you, Steve, and I will happily renounce my powers and heritage when the time comes. Please be patient."
"Now, tell me," she continued, "What made you suspect the truth?"
"This letter," Steve replied. "It was addressed to: 'Lt. Diana Prince, c/o Colonel Steve Trevor; Urgent.' Since it was addressed to both of us, and marked 'Urgent,' I opened it and read the first sentence. After all, I am your superior officer, and I thought it might be important."
"Let me see that letter," said Diana.
Steve retrieved the note from his pocket and handed it to Diana. She noticed that it had no postmark, not even a stamp. Also, the ink was very fresh, and the paper had the sort of curl in it that indicated that it had been printed on a laser printer exactly like the one Steve had in his office. She read it, and was horrified.
"Steve!" she exclaimed. "Did you read this letter? I mean, all of it?"
"No," replied Steve. "Once I read the part about 'Diana Prince, alias Wonder Woman,' I was too upset to continue reading. I had to make sure right away!"
"But, Steve!" the disguised amazon protested, "Listen to this," she read aloud:
"To Diana Prince, alias Wonder Woman:
On the mystic South Sea island of Koneye, a
monstrously evil plan to dominate the human race is
afoot. I defy you to come at once and try to stop my
plottings! -Doctor Rovert the Great"
"Doctor Rovert? Who the heck is he, sweetheart?" Steve asked.
"Merciful Minerva, Steve," replied the bespectacled superheroine, "I've never heard of him. But he's obviously very dangerous, especially if he was able to discover my secret identity."
"There's only one way to find out who he is and what he has planned," continued the Lieutenant, "I must quickly change into my Wonder Woman costume and go to Koneye Island!" she said as she marched away with determination.
"Right!" agreed Steve, "And I shall stay with you, sweetheart!"
"Wrong!" replied Diana, as she stopped in her tracks and spun about. Thrusting her hand out like a traffic cop, Diana almost knocked Steve over as she added, "First, I shall quickly change into my Wonder Woman costume, and THEN you shall stay with me." The superheroine didn't want to bring Steve along into what was undoubtedly a dangerous situation, but she also didn't want to leave him alone with her secret. She wanted to keep an eye on him until she determined what to do with him now that he knew. In the meantime, she also needed to tend to the matter of the mysterious Doctor Rovert, who also knew her secret.
Diana looked about, trying to find a suitable private place in which to change into her Wonder Woman costume. She spied a phone booth, but it was occupied by a man in a blue and red union suit.
Fearing that time was short, Diana determined that the best place to change into her Wonder Woman costume would be inside her invisible plane. She used her mental power to call the aircraft, and it immediately appeared. "I'll be ready in a moment," she told Steve.
"All right, sweetheart," replied Steve. "I'll get some gear and be right back."
Diana Prince opened the hatchcover and boarded the invisible plane. Once inside, she carefully stripped off her Army Lieutenant's coat. She loosened and removed the necktie, and unfastened the buttons on her shirt and sleeve cuffs. As she pulled the shirttails from her uniform's skirt, the golden eagle-crested red bustier she wore as an undergarment was revealed.
Diana quickly folded the blouse for storage, then bent down and reached under her skirt to remove her nylon stockings. Finally, the skirt itself was removed, exposing her star-spangled blue satin briefs, along with her golden magic lasso secured at the waist. From her purse, she retrieved her red boots and golden tiara. After donning them, she adjusted the bustier around her breasts as her nipples hardened in anticipation of stopping the no doubt insane scheme of yet another mad supercriminal. She then pulled at her briefs to contain the excitement that was also growing between her legs.
Just as she was finished girding her loins for battle, Steve reappeared and boarded the plane. He was wearing a parachute and carried a duffel bag that Wonder Woman assumed to contain some sort of weaponry.
"Why the parachute, Steve?" asked the superheroine as she readied the plane for takeoff.
"I did a little research while I was getting ready," replied Steve, as he unfolded a map. "Take a look at this. It's a map of Koneye Island. The only place suitable for this Doctor Rovert's hideout is this cave. There's nothing on the island but this cave."
"Go on," said Wonder Woman.
"Here's my plan:" continued Steve, "Just before you land your plane, circle around behind the cave. Once out of sight of the cave's portal, I'll parachute, unseen, and sneak up from behind while you appear at the front entrance."
"And while whoever is there remains focused on me," interrupted Wonder Woman, "You spring a surprise from behind and help me overpower them..., if necessary."
"If necessary," agreed Steve.
"That's an excellent plan, sweetheart," said Wonder Woman, "No wonder you're a Colonel and Diana Prince is just a Lieutenant. What's in the bag?"
"Explosive charges," replied Steve. "In case there's any weapons or nefarious machinery to destroy."
"Oh, I see," said Wonder Woman, as she and Steve buckled themselves into the pilot's and co-pilot's seats, respectively.
Wonder Woman loved Steve with all her heart. She had always considered it frustrating that she couldn't tell Steve she was Diana Prince. It was to protect him, she told herself, that she kept her alter ego a secret from him. But now that he knew, what would he think? Would he trust her? Would he resent her keeping secrets from him, the man she loved? Wonder Woman's confusion was so stressful, it inflicted upon her a headache, and for a few moments, she lost control of the invisible plane, causing it to spin wildly.
Caught by surprise, Steve was nauseated almost to the point of vomiting, as he frantically cried, "Wonder Woman?! Wonder Woman!? What happened, sweetheart?"
Wonder Woman quickly stopped the spinning of the plane, but it was flying in a rather ridiculous inverted position. A moment later, she righted the aircraft, and replied, "I just lost my concentration for a moment," she said. "I'm sorry, sweetheart."
After the invisible plane was straightened out and flying well, Steve got up from the co-pilot's chair and stepped behind the pilot's chair where Wonder Woman was seated. Placing his hands gently about her waist, Steve leaned over and whispered into Wonder Woman's ear, "You know, sweetheart, I've been thinking."
"Thinking, Steve?" replied the amazon, smiling at the feel of Steve's hands as he groped her satin briefs, "Thinking about what?"
"All I'd have to do to get you to marry me is to use this!" replied Steve, as he removed Wonder Woman's magic lasso from its clasp.
"Steve! Give that back!" ordered Wonder Woman, who could not leave the controls of her plane to retrieve the precious weapon.
"Now, Wonder Woman," Steve said with a wry smile, "I'll just drape this about your shoulders and lead you down the aisle to the altar, sweetheart."
"Oh, Steve," replied Wonder Woman. "You're such a rascal. Stop fooling around. Besides, it wouldn't work. An amazon has to be conquered before she can become a wife."
"You mean, 'conquered' by love, sweetheart?" asked Steve.
"Well, yes," replied Wonder Woman, then added, to herself, "Or conquered in battle."
"All right, sweetheart. Here's your lasso back," said Steve as he reattached the rope to the fastener on the satin briefs of his extremely frustrating girlfriend.
"That's better," said Wonder Woman. "You shouldn't fool around with such a dangerous weapon." She was only mildly upset at Steve, but his actions did give her an idea. Once they returned from subduing the evil Doctor Rovert, she would use her magic lasso on him and Steve and order them both to forget her secret identity.
Once Doctor Rovert was safely behind bars, Wonder Woman would have to do something to keep Steve safe. She didn't like the idea of constantly having to rescue him from evil villains. I'll bet Superman doesn't have half the trouble with Lois I have with Steve, she thought. No, something would have to be done to keep Steve from taking so many risks all the time. If only he wasn't such an important Army Colonel, she thought. Army Privates never got into trouble, unless there's a war or something. Wait..., she thought, that's it!
Wonder Woman decided, that for his own good, she would arrange for Steve to get a court-martial. She would have one of the other woman officers accuse Steve of sexual harassment. She could use her lasso to compel one of them into doing it, but coercion was probably not necessary, as many of the women saw it as a way to gain rank, if only from an implied threat of an accusation. Whether such an accusation had any merit was unimportant. The effect of an accusation alone could result in a dishonorable discharge.
But she wouldn't let it go that far. Maybe with other men, but not Steve. As a matter of fact, Diana Prince could appear at the last minute and prevent Steve's discharge by requesting that Steve only lose his rank. Her imminent promotion to Major would give her credibility in the court. Or, if she had to, she could use her lasso on the members of the court. In any case, Major Diana Prince could arrange to have Private Steve Trevor placed under her command. There she could keep an eye on him and, if necessary, order him around so that he wouldn't be able to go on these dangerous crimefighting missions. After all, they were no place for a man. It was for Steve's own good, she told herself. Wonder Woman thought that it would be too bad for Steve to lose his rank, but that's what he deserves for being so nosy reading her mail. "Superior officer," indeed!
After flying for a few hours over the Pacific Ocean, an atoll appeared on the horizon. Steve rose from the co pilot's seat and walked to the rear of the invisible plane.
Thinking that he might try to steal her magic lasso again, Wonder Woman turned around and looked at Steve, who was near the back of the plane. "Steve!" she called, "What are you doing back there?"
"I'm getting ready, sweetheart," replied Steve. "That's Koneye Island up ahead."
"So it is," replied the superheroine. "I'll let you know when it's safe to jump."
With that, the amazon circled the invisible plane out over the ocean. Just before reaching the shore, she called out: "Now!"
Steve opened the hatch and jumped out. After a few seconds, he pulled the ripcord on his parachute. Wonder Woman watched as the chute opened and Steve slowly floated earthward, landing perfectly on the secluded beach.
Satisfied that Steve was safe, Wonder Woman circled
her plane around until she found an appropriate place to land. The island was almost barren, so she couldn't land unnoticed. But she was unconcerned. Stealth was never necessary for her. After all, she was a superheroine! What could the criminal elements do but surrender after getting one glimpse of her fantastic figure?
After finding a suitable spot, Wonder Woman quickly landed her invisible plane. She turned off the invisible ignition, let down the invisible flaps, and opened the invisible safety belt. She then opened the invisible hatch and stepped out.
KKKKKKKAAAAAWHHHHOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
After Wonder Woman took only a few steps away from the aircraft, a terrible explosion occurred, the force of which hit Wonder Woman in the back, as if a large mule or horse had kicked her square in her star-spangled ass! Wonder Woman turned, and to her horror, saw that the invisible plane had been blown to bits!
"Merciful Minerva!" gasped Wonder Woman. "What could have destroyed my invisible plane? Could this have been the work of Doctor Rovert? Does he have some sort of secret weapon?" Then, she remembered, Steve had not taken his satchel of explosive charges. They must have gone off! "Oh, just let me get my muscular arms on him...!" Then, she thought, whatever the cause of the explosion, I am unhurt, and must proceed on my task.
Wonder Woman immediately put the thought of her plane's destruction out of her mind. She looked around and began marching with determination toward what she could see was the only landmark on the otherwise barren island. As she neared the object, Wonder Woman could see that it was a cave. Along her way, she noticed the island's lack of vegetation, including the complete absence of trees.
As she reached the cave and stood in its entrance, Wonder Woman noticed something hanging on the walls
inside. "My, how lovely," she remarked, as she
recognized the objects. "Mink coats!" she read on a sign next to the hanging garments, "And fresh from Washington, D.C., too!"
Wonder Woman then noticed a package on the ground across from the cave's entrance. "Hosiery...?" she quizzically remarked, "And made from the finest materials! Let's see: Silk, Rayon, Nylon..., and in my size! Why..., these things are for me!"
Perhaps I've judged this Doctor Rovert too harshly..., she thought, but her musings were interrupted by what she saw on the floor, directly in her path. "Aha!" she exclaimed. On the ground, just where she was about to step, was an enormous bear trap set with its jaws wide open, just waiting for an unsuspecting superheroine to release it and be captured.
Wonder Woman stepped back from the entrance, and raising her left hand to her chin, she pondered the situation. "Hmmmm," she said to herself, "The letter from Doctor Rovert..., this cave..., the recent lack of criminal activity in the city... Could this be a trap?"
Somewhat arroganty determining that she could handle whatever situation that might arise from a confrontation with Doctor Rovert and any other crooks that might be present, Wonder Woman sidestepped the clumsy effort at ensnaring her and strode confidently into the depths of the cave.
After rounding a corner, Wonder Woman came upon a long corridor. Looking towards the other end, she noticed what appeared to be a large chair, or, perhaps more appropriately, a throne, which was set upon a rather high riser, about two feet off the floor of the cave. Upon the throne sat a figure. Seated on the ground on either side of the throne were two immense men, each weighing, she calculated, about four hundred and eight pounds. From their appearance, she judged them to be identical twins. Each wore a skin-tight Lycra unitard, and each was hairless, except for the long, red beards they sported. They both were pounding out a beat of Bom-Biddy-Bom on large kettledrums, as they heralded the arrival of the heroine.
But the figure seated on the throne was what captured Wonder Woman's undivided attention. It was a man draped in a cape and wearing a Batman-like cowl to hide his face. He was wearing an almost skin-tight outfit, and upon his feet he wore what appeared to be hobnailed boots. Wonder Woman judged his size to be the equal of Steve Trevor's.
Thrusting her perfectly-shaped breasts forward, and taking a feet-apart stance that emphasized the bulging Venus mound under her satin briefs, Wonder Woman clenched her fists. With a sneer in her gaze at the regally-seated figure, she spoke: "By Neptune's Trident! You are Doctor Rovert the Great, no doubt! What monstrously evil plan are you up to? You are going to commit nuclear blackmail against the United States of America?"
"No...," replied Doctor Rovert.
"You are going to set off an earthquake...?" asked the amazon.
"No...," again was the answer.
"You are going to create a tidal wave? A flood? Or perhaps a drought?" Asked the superheroine with persistence in her voice.
"No, no, no...!" replied the masked man as he stood up. "My men and I have a much more profitable scheme in mind! But you, Wonder Woman, are the only barrier in the way of our plans!"
"Shoot her down!" he called to the twins.
With that, the two giant men ran, Thompson machine guns in hand, toward Wonder Woman. At once, they began firing at her.
RAT-TAT TAT! POW POW!! ZING!
Wonder Woman did not retreat from the attack. She merely lifted her wrists, and with a contemptuous grin, said: "By Hera! Fortunately, I have my special bracelets with which I quickly catch and bounce away the bullets!"
Ping! Spang! Spang! sounded the rounds as the ricocheted harmlessly away.
The shooting paused. Rising from his throne, Doctor Rovert approached Wonder Woman. Her arms remained outstretched in anticipation of further gunfire. Wonder Woman caught the gaze of the cowled criminal as he approached.
"Cease fire!" ordered the masked figure to his henchmen. "This is ridiculous!"
Then, turning to Wonder Woman, he said: "I see by the fact that you were able to catch bullets fired at point blank range with your fantastically hard bracelets and withstand the impact without getting knocked over or shattering your wrists, that you are indeed the one and only Wonder Woman."
"I'm glad you're satisfied," replied Wonder Woman sarcastically. "Now, if you and your men will just come along with me, we have an appointment with the police."
"Not so fast, Wonder Woman," replied Doctor Rovert. "First, you will remove your bracelets and give them to
me." Wonder Woman couldn't believe what she had
heard! "What?! Give you my bracelets? Why, in Hera's name, would I do that? Have you lost your reason? You must be joking!" Besides, she thought, if I remove my bracelets, my vow to the Goddess Aphrodite to forever wear them will be broken, resulting in madness! But, as she gazed into her enemy's eyes, she could see that he was serious.
"Perhaps this will change your mind, Wonder Woman," he said, as he lifted his arm and pointed a television remote control at his throne. Underneath the throne a monitor screen came to life.
Wonder Woman recognized the image on the screen immediately. "Steve!" she called. "What have you done to him?" She could see that Steve was tied to a chair, but looked otherwise unhurt. What garnered most of her attention though, was the large-caliber pistol pointed at his head.
"As you can see, Wonder Woman, Colonel Trevor has graciously accepted my invitation to be our guest here on the island," said Doctor Rovert with a sneer. "I have assigned him some rather spartan accommodations, but I have made up for that shortcoming by providing him with some company." Then, he added, his voice more ominous, "Make no mistake, Wonder Woman. Although you might succeed in capturing my men and I, there is no way you can save your beloved Colonel. Think it over. Reason it out. I'm sure you'll take the proper course of action. I will wait five seconds."
Realizing that this madman was serious, Wonder Woman said: "Doctor Rovert..., You are right. Reason wins over all. I shall surrender my bracelets to you." She then removed the metal cuffs, and using every bit of willpower she could muster, attempted to resist the ancient curse of the amazons that dictated a state of mad fury. Wonder Woman dropped her bracelets to the ground in front of the masked figure.
Although she was quickly losing the battle to remain sane, Wonder Woman heard the doctor's words that were spoken to her in a reassuring tone: "Wonder Woman, I bow to you. I give you my pledge that in return for your gentlemanly conduct, I shall not hurt you..., I shall not harm a hair on your head...,"
At that point the will power of the braceletless amazon finally gave in to the curse's furious insanity, amplified by the condescending tone in her opponent's voice. But just as she started to attack her enemy, he completed his speech: "...I shall not hurt you..., only my BOYS shall!" he exclaimed, as he ordered the twins: "Get her Mickey! Get her, Spillane!"
The two gargantuan men promptly obeyed. One of them, Mickey, replied to his masters order: "With dispatch, Doctor Rovert!" While his twin pounded Wonder Woman with brass knuckles. As the henchmen's blows hit home, Wonder Woman was knocked senseless. Ordinarily, she could have easily overpowered her attackers, but with her mind wracked with mad fury by the loss of her bracelets, she was unable to coordinate any resistance.
Wonder Woman was beaten so hard that she felt as though her hair had been loosed from her scalp, and her boots torn from her feet. Reeling, she barely felt the prick of a hypodermic needle in the back of her neck.
After a few seconds, when she regained her senses, Wonder Woman found herself tied hand and foot, staring down at the machine gun barrels of the evil twins. Doctor Rovert was absent. No doubt he went to find a safe place to store my precious bracelets, thought Wonder Woman.
Strangely enough, Wonder Woman's mind was now clear. She was no longer addled by the madness brought about by her bracelets' removal. For, unbeknownst to her, she had been injected with a tranquilizing drug, commonly used in mental hospitals, that released her mind from the several thousand year old curse of the amazons. Twentieth century technology was demonstrating its superiority over the ways of the ancients.
In addition to regaining her reason, Wonder Woman also noticed that she still had her super strength, despite being bound. That could only mean one thing: Her captors were not men. That meant that the two henchmen who overpowered and beat her must be machines - androids of some sort! But what could she do? She could easily break her bonds, but without her bracelets to defend herself, she would be shot before she was able to overpower the mechanical beasts.
There's only one thing left for me to do, thought Wonder Woman. By quietly moving my muscles, I can set up powerful vibrations, vibrations that are good for breaking ropes and will also have the effect of paralyzing these automatons by freezing their servo-mechanisms as they try to follow my rapid movements!
Wonder Woman tensed her body and began the vibrations. Had she not been a virgin, she would have recognized the sensations as being almost exactly like those of a powerful orgasm.
After only a few seconds, the ropes around the vibrating superheroine broke and the twins lowered their weapons. Their eyes were wide, and their tongues hung out of their gaping mouths. They began muttering, "Yuh, yuh," an indication that their systems were indeed in overload. Wonder Woman's plan had worked!
Wonder Woman had to consider what to do with the two huge man-machines before they recovered. "Now that I've got them paralyzed momentarily," she said to herself, "What shall I do to get them out of the way? Tie them up until the authorities arrive? Slightly knock them unconscious until the authorities arrive?" She lifted her right leg in anticipation of striking a blow with her raised left fist. This had the effect of clearly showing the feminine lips pressed into her satin briefs, lips that had become very pronounced during her ordeal.
Then, Wonder Woman made her decision. "Aw, nuts!" she exclaimed, "I'll play safe and just destroy them!" With that, she secured the automatons' Tommy guns and fired, emptying the magazines of both weapons. As unfamiliar as she was at firing such weapons, it was by sheer force of numbers that she was able to hit the perfect spots to permanently fuse the twins' extensive circuitry: directly between the eyes of each.
Wonder Woman then staggered away from the scene of her escape, declaring: "Shades of Pluto! I am much weakened by battle, and I have yet to capture Doctor Rovert!" It was then that Wonder Woman noticed that her most formidable weapon was still fastened to her waist. "But, by Neptune's Trident, I still have my powerful magic lasso!" she exclaimed. Then she thought, how foolish of my assailants to leave me with my most powerful weapon! Discarding the nowempty Tommy gun she had used to eradicate the two giant twins, she began a search for their leader. She was somewhat groggy, for her ordeal had greatly weakened her.
Wonder Woman's search for the evil mastermind did not take long. Catching Steve's kidnapper off guard, she quickly snared Doctor Rovert with the lasso, and used the last ounce of her energy to also vibrate, in case he, too, was an android.
Though so thoroughly weakened by her exertions that she had to hold onto the wall of the cave in order to remain standing, Wonder Woman still smiled in triumph as she held her prisoner in check with her magic lasso.
As her quarry produced a large knife from under his cape and began sawing at the rope in an attempt to break free, Wonder Woman's breasts jiggled as she laughed: "Ha, ha, ha! You poor fool! It is useless to try and break through my magic lasso! NOTHING can break through my lasso!" The cowled villain replied: "I have news for you...," as the lasso was quickly and neatly cut by the knife.
In total shock, Wonder Woman jumped in frustration with her hands behind her head, forcing her breasts to protrude, as Doctor Rovert calmly explained: "Wonder Woman! I stole your powerful magic lasso and substituted it with this sickly realistic copy made of plastic."
Falling to her knees in front of her enemy who now stood prepared for hand-to-hand battle, the extremely weak superheroine moaned: "Merciful Minerva! My bracelets are gone! My magic lasso is gone! And I'm too weak to vibrate!" Then, she thought, I must escape, and return after I have regained my strength! But how...?
"Wait!" Wonder Woman cried, "I've still got my thought control to call my invisible plane!" Supporting herself with her left hand on the ground, Wonder Woman touched her right hand to her tiara, and cried out: "Calling Robot Plane! Calling Robot Plane! Come to me immediately!"
It wasn't until Wonder Woman had completed her command that she remembered: "Wait! What am I doing?" she exclaimed. "I forgot..., the explosion..., destroying the plane..., Go back, Robot Plane! Go Back...!"
CRRRRRRRAAAASSSSSSSHHHH!
Too late, Wonder Woman had remembered that her invisible plane had been turned into a heap of useless rubble shortly after she had landed on the island. Useless as it was, however, the plane still obeyed its mistress' command. Thousands of shards of the plane's fuselage rained down upon the hapless heroine, with several sharp pieces imbedding themselves into her arms.
Slowly rolling her superpowered, but totally spent body over on her back to face the enemy who had been dumbfounded by her incredibly stupid attempt at escape, Wonder Woman thrust out her arms in an imploring position and said: "Doctor Rovert! I am helpless! All I have left to save my life with is my feminine charm and beauty! I lift my tearful face to you in supplication!"
Listening to the words of the now prostrate superheroine as she begged for mercy, the cowled criminal spoke: "Wonder Woman! Now that your face is lifted to me, so tenderly in tearful supplication, I can do only one thing..." Grasping the powerless superheroine out from under the wreckage of her aircraft, Doctor Rovert dragged her across the floor, where he concluded his statement: "Smash it in with my hobnailed boot!" With that declaration, Wonder Woman's captor began kicking, slapping, punching, and stomping the anguished superheroine.
"I've been planning for a long time to beat you to a bloody pulp!" he continued. "For years, I have watched you, learning all the secrets to your powers, while you flitted around in your satin costume, fighting crime when we should have been married, with you keeping house and ME doing the heroics! NOW, I get even! NOW I'll send you back into the kitchen where you belong, SWEETHEART!"
"'Married'...?! 'We'...? 'Sweetheart'...?" repeated the beaten amazon as she woke to a realization. "Thunderbolts of Jove! Why you're not Doctor Rovert! You're...,"
"That's right," said Wonder Woman's antagonist as he removed his cowl, "It's me! The man you love! Now, say 'goodbye' to Wonder Woman, Lieutenant Diana Prince, alias the soon to be MRS. STEVE TREVOR!"
With that, the now unmasked figure wrapped his hands around the hips of the totally exhausted crimefightress. He moved his fingers underneath the waist band of her star studded briefs and pulled them down to her knees, exposing her virgin nether region. He yanked the cloth from her knees and pulled them down past her booted feet. After unzipping his trousers, he spread the too-weak-to-resist amazon's legs apart.
Even though she was totally exhausted, up to this point, she was still a superheroine. But after Steve entered his surprisingly compliant hostess, who was so submissive because she had been conquered, Wonder Woman could feel her super powers fading away forever. Once he was fully inside her, she embraced him, for she still loved him in spite of what he had done.
Colonel Trevor had testified that Lieutenant Diana Prince had been insubordinate and constantly absent without official leave. She was court-martialed and was to be given a dishonorable discharge, but Steve intervened at the last moment, so she only suffered the loss of rank. Soon afterward, Army Private Diana Prince became Mrs. Steve Trevor.
Theirs was a loveless marriage. Mrs. Trevor's duties were to cook and clean house for her husband, resulting in her almost constant presence in the kitchen of their modest home. Mrs. Trevor wore only Government Issue uniforms, as she was not allowed to wear any other clothing, not even underwear, except for the times her husband had her wear the satin Wonder Woman costume when he wanted to have some fun reminding her who she used to be but no longer was. The former superheroine honored and obeyed her husband. Steve never even had to use the magic lasso on her.