WONDER WOMAN in The Fan Club Part 1 'A Hunting We Will Go' I couldn't help but overhear their conversation & it made me smile. The usual testosterone & drink fuelled conversation between two men about women & in this case one woman in particular. One I labelled motormouth, he clearly fancied himself as a real man. A no nonsense know it all Neanderthal. His companion however was quite the opposite & seemed a bit uncomfortable with the tone of the conversation, yet, followed along due to the copious amount of alcohol he had been consuming. I labelled him dopey on account of his glazed look. 'I bet she goes like a fuckinG turbo charged piston. & those tits what a pair she's got, bet you'd love to get one of them in your mouth, nipples like organ stops ah bet.' Stated motormouth a little too loud for my liking. 'I wanna do more than just put them in ma mouth.' Replied dopey. 'Yeah what you gonna then.' Said motormouth 'Come on I wanna know.' 'I'm gonna - gonna.' Dopey paused for a moment of deep thought. 'Gonna what shit head!' 'I'm gonna get me a major tit wank is what I'm gonna do. Gonna wank me off till I come all over them fantastic tits' Replied dopey now grinning like a cheshire cat. 'Fuckin A!' Shouted motormouth. 'You aint so stupid after all.' Dopey just grinned again. I shook my head these two were without doubt a pair of of the most pathetic excuses for men I had yet come across. Yet, ironicaly they were also just the sort I was looking for. 'Ca mon shit head it's time to go so drink up.' Motormouth almost shouted. Dopey swallowed the last of his drink then tried to stand. He fell back into his chair giggling like school boy. He tried again achieving much the same result. 'Ah com on shit head - let's get ya home ya just cant handle ya liquor can ya.' Motormouth pulled dopey out of his seat & helped out of the bar. It was time to put my plan into action. The following evening I took my place in the bar & waited around 8pm motor mouth & dopey arrived & took a table in the far corner. 'Hey what's this? We didn't order na drinks.' Motormouth stated to the waitress. 'Na honey the guy over there.' She pointed to me. 'He ordered em.' Motormouth came over to me. 'What's with drink buddy? We don't know ya.' 'No you do not. Not yet.' 'Whats that supposed to meen? You some sort of faggot? Cos if ya is - ya picked the wrong bar & wrong guys - got it.' I could see motormouth becoming aggressive & had to shut him down very quick. 'I assure you I am not trying to hit on you & your friend nor am I gay. I bought you & your friend a drink as I have a business proposition for you & you both.' 'Ok what is it?' 'I would rather we discussed it elsewhere if you don't mind.' I gave him my business card. 'Be at the address on the back at 7 pm tomorrow when I will explain everything.' 'And if we don't come?' 'Then you don't come & will consequently lose out on a once in a life time opportunity to make some real money.' 'Alright.' Agreed motormouth 'We'll be there.' 'Excellent I look forward to seeing you then.' With that I left the bar & hailed a cab. They arrived at exactly 7pm as I let them into my apartment I could see motormouth's eyes darting about he sensed trouble & was coiled like a spring. Yes my assessment of him was spot on he was a predator & a very dangerous one at that. I would be cautious. I poured us all a drink before starting, then laid a brown envelope in front of each of them. 'Gentlemen - thank you for coming here tonight I am sure you must have many questions & I shall answer them all to your complete satisfaction. But first - the envelopes in front of you contain $500 dollars that is for your time tonight & my thanks for coming.' Motormouth grabbed an envelope ripped it open quickly counting the notes. '500 bucks! What's the catch?' 'No catch my friend the money is yours exactly as I said for your time & inconvinience. All I ask is that you listen to what I have to say.' 'That's all mister, just listen to ya & we get $500 bucks?' Asked dopey. 'That's correct.' I replied. 'Alright mister fancy pants.' Said motor mouth. 'We'll hear ya out. For $500 bucks & more of ya bourbon we'll listen, right shit head?' Dopey nodded. 'Yeah man.' 'In that case gentlemen allow me to introduce myself, my name is Andrew Lomax & I would like you to join me on an adventure of a lifetime.' 'What adventure would that be?' Enquired Motor mouth. 'Why the very thing you both want. That which you desire above all things.' 'All I want is a shit load of money.' Snorted motor mouth. 'Is that truly all you want? I think not.' I replied. 'What the fuck are ya talkin about?' 'I am talking about having that which you truly desire above all things.' 'Ya know yer getting to get me pissed with all that fancy double talk.' Motor mouth sneered. 'So just get to the fuckin point.' 'Very well, though I must confess to being astonished at your ignorance. Perhaps I misunderstood your conversation the other night & on previous nights.' 'What conversations?' Mumble dopey as he took a large swallow of burbon. 'I refer to the conversations that I have over heard now on at least 4 occasions regarding your favourite lady.' Dopey's eyes widened with understanding 'Wundwer Woman, yeh means Wunder Woman!' 'I do indeed my friend.' 'So mister fancy pants is a wunder broad fan, so fuckin what?' 'The so fucking what as you put it - is that I am going to offer you gentlemen the opportunity to meet the lovely Wonder Woman in person.' 'What you her agent or something?' Sniggered motor mouth. 'Nothing of the sort. What I am saying is that we will meet Wonder Woman after we have captured her.' The room went silent I watched as the proverbial cogs & wheels turned within the heads of these two morons. 'Are ya saying we grab the Wonder broad?' Asked motor mouth. 'Grab as in abduct, kidnap, capture & hold to ransom.' Again the silence was deafening. 'Say we got her then what we hold her for money?' Asked dopey. I truly wanted to despair with these two imbeciles how much clearer did I need to make it? 'I mean gentlemen WE captuer her & hold her to ransom - but not for money.' 'Then for fuckin what?' Sneered motormouth. 'Hershy bars!' 'Whatever we want from her my friends - what - ever - We - want - from - HER.' 'You're serious?' 'Deadly serious.' I replied. 'Yer not shittin us.' Growled motor mouth. 'No shit, my friend.' Again I could see the cogs & wheels turning, they looked at each other then at me a look of understanding began to slowly appear. 'Gentlemen imagine we have Wonder Woman as our prisoner & then we demand from her whatever ransom we see fit. Take you my young friend, do you not want to find out how wonderful it would be have a super heroine tit wank?' Dopey's eyes lit up like a christmas tree. 'And you my aggressive friend don't you wish to find out if she goes like a super charged piston?' Motor mouth could only nod in agreement. 'I too wish to experience such delights with Wonder Woman my friends & so much more. Which is why I propose we work together to form a club - a FAN CLUB if you will dedicated solely to the capture & carnal enjoyment of Wonder Woman. Are you with me?' With a yell the two men jumped up & raised their glasses I filled them with a large helping of borbon. 'Gentlemen a toast to - The Fan Club.' To Be Cont... Next Episode: A Cunning Plan By sstudent_uk